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    May 25

    爬山 登山

    登山和爬山的区别在于,
    登山只用后腿,前腿使用工具。
    爬山四爪并用,前腿吃零食。
     
    登山很专业,一般山顶没雪的,不去,
    爬山很休闲,一般山下有雪,就不去了。
     
    登山需要强健的体魄,悬崖峭壁,走钢丝而过,
    爬山需要心情,四爪着地的时候,不忘欣赏风景,
     
    登山需要组队,一个人去属于找死,临时入队,属于被搜救,
    爬山可以组团,一个人也算个团,临时入团,属于邂逅美女,
     
     
    登山需要野营,大冷天,一个睡袋,一个帐篷,
    爬山可以睡家里,大清早,一个书包,一瓶水,
     
    登山需要自己做饭,各类罐头,泡面,难吃要死,
    爬山可以吃山间野味,烧烤清蒸,任君选择,
     
    登山需要注意保护野生动物,一个不小心,就被自己保护的动物给吃了。
    爬山可以欣赏野生动物,一个不小心,自己就把保护的动物给吃了。
     
    登山拍照,看不到脸,面部只露双眼,还得扣墨镜。
    爬山拍照,不止露脸,偶尔碰到回归自然的,啥都拍到了。
     
    想爬山了,絮叨絮叨,啰嗦啰嗦,
    八月打算去雪山滑雪,
    喊了两年了,不知道今年会不会去。 

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